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Good evening.  I'm Kevin McCarty. 
Welcome to Kevin McCarty's Really Interesting People.  Tonight, our guest is that adorable little boy who teaches us all that caffeine is horribly, horribly bad for children:  Tweek.

KEVIN MCCARTY:  Thanks for being with us today, Tweek.

TWEEK:  AAAHHHH!!!!  Oh, man!  Is...is this gonna be on the air?

KM:  Yes, it is.  Now, tell me, is "Tweek" your first name or your last name?

TWEEK:  ...'Cause if this is on the air, they're gonna know where I am!!

KM:  Who will know where you are?

TWEEK:  The gnomes, man!  The gnomes!

KM:  I see.  Uh...here, have some coffee.  It'll calm your nerves.

[Kevin McCarty hands Tweek a cup of coffee.  Tweek takes the cup and looks at it.  He sees an Underpants Gnome sitting in the cup.]

UNDERPANTS GNOME:  Hey, Tweek!

[Tweek screams and throws the cup back at Kevin McCarty, dousing him his hot coffee.  The Underpants Gnome was Tweek's imagination.]

KM:  Why you little bastard!  That f*cking hurt!

[Tweek looks around nervously.  The camera zooms in to show that he is sweating profusely.  Tweek looks off camera and cocks his head to one side.  The Underpants Gnomes' song is growing steadily louder.]

TWEEK:  Oh, man!  F*ck this!!  I'm outta here!

[Tweek takes off running.]

KM:  Hey!  Get back here, you little sh*t!  Goddammn, I hate this f*cking town.

[Several Underpants Gnomes march onto the set and walk behind Kevin McCarty's desk.]

KM:  Well, I guess that's our show for tonight.  Join us again next week when our guest will be...

[The Underpants Gnomes walk out from the other side of Kevin McCarty's desk, his underwear in tow.]

KM:  ...Did it suddenly get colder in here?